You’ve come to the wrong place. You were probably looking for a website dedicated to the fair and impartial analysis of UMass, college sports, and this hysterically impossible world we live in. This is not that place.
Let’s just get this out of the way: We are not affiliated with or endorsed by the University of Massachusetts in any manner. We don’t aim to be. This site is parody, and as such, we are operating completely independent of the university system, its campuses, and its athletic teams and departments.
Thanks for your understanding. You’ll surely have ours.
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